Snark Outlet

Self Deprecating Since 1988
Watch dog.

Watch dog.

Tea bag inspiration.

Tea bag inspiration.

Interpret this.

Sarah:  I HAD A DREAM YOU GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT!

Sarah:  at a football field

Sarah:  you were wearing pants.

Sarah:  the whole field was packed with your guests and you were announced to walk down the aisle but your “walk” was a run around the track

until you reached avery. and then you didn’t actually kiss him or anything when you saw him - i think you high-fived him.
it was SUPER weird. then I woke up
@sarahfhowell and I are card holding VIP members at Sneaky Pete’s. #bejealous

@sarahfhowell and I are card holding VIP members at Sneaky Pete’s. #bejealous

Postal Service was aaaamazing last night.

Postal Service was aaaamazing last night.

Dim sum in Chinatown. Oh how I have missed Asian cuisine (and prices).

Dim sum in Chinatown. Oh how I have missed Asian cuisine (and prices).

First mate.

First mate.

Never thought having my own backyard in the city could make me so happy. #nofilter

Never thought having my own backyard in the city could make me so happy. #nofilter

#hairface

#hairface

#hairface

#hairface